PRISON VS. WORK

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a little bit more clear. . . .

IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK. . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . .. . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
for yourself.

IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . .. you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK .. .. . you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK . . . you pay all the expenses to go to work and pay taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . .. . they are called managers.